Accepting Girlfriend Applications

[Snide]

Hello! Yes it's true. The MLG sponsored professional WoW gamer and amazing overall person Snide-sama is indeed seeking a girlfriend. Let's get a few things straight though about what I am looking for in this relationship, a primer if you will:

I am not interested in how you or any other three dimensional girl looks. I am only sexually attracted to two dimensional girls (anime). I am not interested in having a physically relationship or things going beyond the Internet.

What I am looking for is a sweet creature to literally spend hours upon hours gaming until we snuggle on Skype and pass out to the sound of each other snoring. I want to fill the void in both our lives, and I just so happen to be a cute Jewish American man who is literally an autistic gaming savant.

My requirements really are this: Have at least 18+ hours of available free time to game on most days (I raid with Grizzly so you can expect some hardcore gaming). I'll treat you with respect and I will demand the same. I will be wearing the pants in this relationship ugu.~

A final note about sex. If it comes to that it will purely based on romantic interest and companionship. I will not be interested in you or any other woman physically, but emotionally I can pretend you're 2d for the purposes of lewd play. You can apply by sending me a PM on the forums.

Snide-sama, cutest 2hu anime babe this side of the universe and currently the world record holder for most memes spewed in a single sitting and all time, see you soon cuties. (sun)

This position is no longer available and has been filled. Thanks to all the applicants.

[kovenant]

Just curious for a friend, no not myself of course!
Just checking!

Does it have to be a women?

[Snide]

Yep. Nothing against people who lean that way, but I don't. My companion must be BIOLOGICALLY FEMALE.

[kovenant]

Hmmm too bad,
Ehm i mean, ill pass the message on to my friend!

[Cloud]

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[Oxytauren]

I suggest you become gay and track down Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory.

[Wraith§Reaver]

[Hatson]

Use this instead from now on.

And the source in case you're curious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gtGeZ2wOmo

[DeeMarie]

Buy me an epic mount, whine really loudly if I don't get into the raid no matter how bad I am, farm alongside me even though fishing makes you want to gouge your brain, gquit if I do, and we'll maybe talk.

p.s I'll also be sleeping with real, human, 3d guys. I hope that won't dent our relationship, especially when I talk about it.

[kovenant]

wait, what.
was this serious?
i would put that image in a spoiler then