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ERPvP? (Undetermined) Guild in Development

PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2015 9:22 am
by Umbassa
It sounds bizarre, I know.

It all started with a discussion on LFRP, I was only goofing around... but I actually went through with it because it is an interesting concept.

My friends... brothers... countrymen... I present to you -


<THE FREE MEN OF AZEROTH>


A Simple Overview (amiable to new ideas)

We live in a world of uncertainty, we fight a perpetual war with an increasingly unconventional enemy.

An unconventional war calls for unconventional tactics, and that's where we come in!

We, the Free Men, engage in civil conflicts and work as a free agent specialist taskforce to combat the ever encroaching Horde offensive with... unorthodox methods of warfare and tight leather jerkins.

The idea of ERP is more or less of a pretext, but "300-esque" dialogue and vague homo-eroticism are both actively encouraged. I'm thinking something likened to the Sacred Band of Thebes as a historical comparison, but a little more flexible with who we let in. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes

I'd like to keep it primarily RP for the sake of representation.


RULES:
Although we are all free men, we have few guidelines:

- Respect your fellow brothers, we are all equals here regardless of rank or standing.

- Conflicts between brothers are settled by way of combat.

- Keep ERP classy.


I'll work on this more as I go along, but it'll be in development for awhile before anything official happens.

Re: ERPvP Guild in Development

PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2015 10:21 am
by Simonich
I thought it was a guild that ganked and raped female trolls, but ok

What? XD

Re: ERPvP Guild in Development

PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2015 10:33 am
by Umbassa
Simonich wrote:I thought it was a guild that ganked and raped female trolls, but ok

What? XD


We of the Free Men among all other ethics and conventions are ADAMANT about consent, I assure you!

Also before this comes up -

"Men" doesn't really refer to a gender in the context of this being the name of a group, or at least it's not exactly intended.

We've already got some girls in here, they are our valued sisters of both the sword and shield.

However, I still call them "brothers" as a whole.

At the end of the day, men... women... we're all swords.

Re: ERPvP Guild in Development

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 2:17 pm
by ZanTheBonebreaker
Funny how people try to make the Alliance look dominant.
Might want to check your wieners before you make an Orc lady laugh.

Re: ERPvP Guild in Development

PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2015 4:45 am
by Umbassa
ZanTheBonebreaker wrote:Funny how people try to make the Alliance look dominant.
Might want to check your wieners before you make an Orc lady laugh.


Hah, it's cute that you think it's your women we're after...

Nay... we of the Free Men bottom for no ORC, TROLL, NOR TAUREN! For free men always come out on TOP!

By the stalwart leadership and virtue of mighty Titanus, our SPEARS united will PENETRATE the Horde offensive and RAM THEM INTO SUBMISSION! *proud fisting gesture*

Re: ERPvP? (Undetermined) Guild in Development

PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 6:42 am
by Mugo
Umbassa, sometimes it ire me to sting you with a wit about how tragically a worthy roleplayer decay in you. xD

But whatever the fuss, I wish your spear never dull. xD

Re: ERPvP Guild in Development

PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 1:56 pm
by ryakashi
ZanTheBonebreaker wrote:Funny how people try to make the Alliance look dominant.
Might want to check your wieners before you make an Orc lady laugh.

Hold on.. Is this.. Is this.. Serious? I know this is a roleplay forum, and I know this thread is about ERP, but is somebody pretending to be a futa actually trying to be tough?

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Re: ERPvP Guild in Development

PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2015 2:40 pm
by Xylon666Darkstar
ryakashi wrote:
ZanTheBonebreaker wrote:Funny how people try to make the Alliance look dominant.
Might want to check your wieners before you make an Orc lady laugh.

Hold on.. Is this.. Is this.. Serious? I know this is a roleplay forum, and I know this thread is about ERP, but is somebody pretending to be a futa actually trying to be tough?

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