Dear 51-60 Alliance Spastic cucks

[Pottu]

Stop turtling AV. We do not force you to turtle, in fact if you all had half a brain you could easily push the iceblood chokepoint and win in this incredibly lopsided map.

The only way for the horde to win with any decisiveness is to take bunkers and hold the iceblood chokepoint then use riders to take the bunkers over the bridge and hold the station until it develops into full blown. Of course, this is only possible if Alliance are smart enough not to have 40 people on defense (You can even delay all 40 horde with 1-2 imp blizzard mages and 1-2 huntards frost trapping on the bridge for enough time to cap the relief hut and end the game)

Conversely, the alliance can easily win by pushing through the iceblood chokepoint without even taking the iceblood tower. The reason for this is because horde have no elite npcs or npcs with elite tier health guarding their relief hut, or a narrow bridge with an elite and 20 bowmen hailing down on it at all times. So, Alliance can easily rush the relief hut after forming up on the road and breaking through the iceblood choke, even with the 2 elites there, then begin pulling battlemasters with ease.

So what ends up happening when Alliance turtle is absolutely nothing. Nobody wins, and nobody loses. Quite literally the only winning move is not to play. Both teams' riders and elemental lords end up dying, you get shit for honor, and your rep/hr is absolute garbage. You are the reason for the retard long queue times. If you didn't turtle you could win, but you don't seem to want to win, you only seem to want to stagnate every single AV at the bridge.

[Hammersplat]

If you don't want to let us through.... then welcome to 2 hour AV bitches.

[Rolfos]

If i cant win no one can

are you literally 8 years old?

I told you how to win. Go fucking win.

[Goldesel]

I hope you enjoyed my reckoningbomb.
#stop iceblood defense or get turtled for 3 hrs till server crashes :p

[Rolfos]

I like how the only way alliance cucks think they can win is by cucking everyone including themselves so hard that we give up

because just forming up on the road is so hard LOL

if we can take the bridge and 2 bunkers you can easily push through iceblood chokepoint

I hope you enjoyed my reckoningbomb.
#stop iceblood defense or get turtled for 3 hrs till server crashes :p

tbh i wasnt even paying attention to what was killing me, i had over 100 deaths in that game yesterday while the rest of my team were at 30 or so. I must've opened up your lines about 50 times singlehandedly but my team were too busy afk i guess

[Lompcent]

no offense but the allies often dont start the turtle.. heck allies most of the times lack the brains to leave the field of strife. and often the allies walk into an horde turtle at ibt and ibgy. then horde summon riders and allies start turtling.


horde is just as guilty mate. don't blame the allies. because the horde turtle their chokepoint hard too

edit: and most of the time it isnt even that much of an turtle as most of the time half of the allies are afk.


Also its a tortoise not a turtle. turtles imply water tortoise are land creatures

[merijnvdb]

Hahaha , such nonsense.
Horde turtles as much as alliance does, they even come up with 30 people to defend Galv for an hour when the game starts.
Besides that, alliance has been screwed over with the mine positioning, horde mines are placed at highly irrelevant locations...

[Xylon666Darkstar]

You are all cucks.

[squibble]

(You can even delay all 40 horde with 1-2 imp blizzard mages and 1-2 huntards frost trapping on the bridge for enough time to cap the relief hut and end the game)

If you want to bitch about turtle games, don't teach them the #1 strategy to do it

[Rolfos]

(You can even delay all 40 horde with 1-2 imp blizzard mages and 1-2 huntards frost trapping on the bridge for enough time to cap the relief hut and end the game)

If you want to bitch about turtle games, don't teach them the #1 strategy to do it

The point is that they can defend and hold with 4v40 and win the game in 10 minutes

They could do this in every single AV ive had since the mine patch and win, but no we turtle game