Goochie the Ganker

Goochie the Ganker

by Klanlock » Sun Jul 05, 2015 4:34 am

Yeah so Goochie, a level 60 female gnome mage on Alliance side ganks constantly.

My first encounter with her involved me being almost done with an escort quest that I had failed previously, only to be cut short and being one shotted by her. I tried asking her to stop via my alt on Ally side, but she just played the typical troll-roll, telling me to git gud or whatever. So, I came back on, ressed, and she camped me for a bit. I had to call 60's to come and fuck her up, which was nice. They camped her for an equal amount of time or more. When I asked general about her, quite a few people knew her too. They said that she camps lowbie Hordes to troll, and for easy honor points. She's a Knight-Lieutenant as of now. If that's how she gets honor, just IMAGINE all the fucking questers she's killed. Her main spots as I know are Un'Goro and Felwood, and people say that she patrols those areas for hours at a time, just killing anybody above the level of 48 for easy honor. She is a typical scumbag player on a whole other level, and should be killed on sight. Also note; I don't do this all the time, and come on the forums to "whine and qq" about being ganked. But this single, one person, deserves my time. And deserves to be exposed as the piece of shit she is. She truly is one of the worst people I've seen on this server.

She's in Felwood last time I checked a few minutes ago. Whenever you see her, please kill her on sight if you can. She's awful, and deserves every death she receives. Also; if you have any past experiences with this player, please take the time to post about it here.

EDIT: Oh yeah and she's camping me in Felwood. So, bonus points I guess.
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Re: Goochie the Ganker

by Chester » Sun Jul 05, 2015 6:08 am

Lol to top it off he uses lag macros to get away when he knows he'll lose. XD

And Goochie come on man. How do you die to me when it's 2v1 with you and a 60 lock?
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Re: Goochie the Ganker

by norm964bgb » Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:18 am

Git gud
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Re: Goochie the Ganker

by Snautz » Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:35 am

I feel like I'm stating something very obvious here.
The person you just described is obviously doing it to piss sensitive people off.
If someone writes an angry essay about him on the forums or log on an ally toon to cry, then it means he has succeeded in his task.

So you most likely just boosted his motivation and made sure he will corpsecamp you next time he sees you, since its clearly upsetting you. :roll:
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Re: Goochie the Ganker

by Xef » Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:44 am

Snautz wrote:I feel like I'm stating something very obvious here.
The person you just described is obviously doing it to piss sensitive people off.
If someone writes an angry essay about him on the forums or log on an ally toon to cry, then it means he has succeeded in his task.

So you most likely just boosted his motivation and made sure he will corpsecamp you next time he sees you, since its clearly upsetting you. :roll:


Perhaps, but surely if as a result of people mentioning him here he'll get ganked more, it has all been worth it. And he'd probably corpsecamp the OP anyway, and maybe he doesn't even read these forums.
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Re: Goochie the Ganker

by Klanlock » Sun Jul 05, 2015 10:39 am

Xef wrote:
Perhaps, but surely if as a result of people mentioning him here he'll get ganked more, it has all been worth it. And he'd probably corpsecamp the OP anyway, and maybe he doesn't even read these forums.


Exactly, and that is why I posted this. If I just got mad and posted about every ganker for killing ~just~ me once or twice, then it would accomplish nothing. But this certain guy does it to not only me, but EVERYONE. He camps lowbies all the fucking time for trolling purposes and easy honor (since he can't PvP people of his own level to earn it), uses lag macros to get away from fights he can't win, etc... He's just a major cuntlord. He deserves all the negative attention he can get.
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Re: Goochie the Ganker

by Joseph » Sun Jul 05, 2015 10:45 am

he is now on my kill on site list. thank u 4 bringing this matter to my attention

-joseph
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Re: Goochie the Ganker

by Klanlock » Sun Jul 05, 2015 11:06 pm

Joseph wrote:he is now on my kill on site list. thank u 4 bringing this matter to my attention

-joseph


No problem m8. You're doing Thrall's work, friend :^)
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Re: Goochie the Ganker

by onetimeslasher » Mon Jul 06, 2015 12:44 am

Hey alliance players! Stop ganking hordes! It is horde server! Horde quest here! Dont gank! And if you see horde player just suicide so they get free honor!
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