Darwin award winners = AV turtlers

[La5eR]

Hey horde and alliance, you realize there is a GREATER return on investment when you dont turtle right?

[nothisisntmatt]

u mad ? lil baby gonna cry ?

[La5eR]

u mad ? lil baby gonna cry ?

No, you dont know how to do simple business ROI calculations. If youre a person not yet entering the business field OR are in the business field. Either attend a community college course on business practices or quit your day job and choose another career.

[nothisisntmatt]

what ? get a life

[La5eR]

what ? get a life

I have a life, I am debt free. Looking to buy a house soon, living on my own, have an 8-5, 3 weeks paid vacation, and a cadillac health plan. What I dont have a life for is people who think their precious HK farming is so important and preventing what by numbers tells them their actions ARE a lie

Dont turtle and get faster honor/rep

Turtle and you only gimp yourself.

[WeirdGreenMist]

They don't care about HK farming, they care about the negative attention people like you give them. Develop some self-awareness, AFK out of the battleground and do something else with your time.

[Jeddite]

Crying about the duration of vanilla Alterac Valley?

ELL OH ELL nobody queues up for AV for fast wins in classic.

[deadward]

Everybody ques up for fast wins in Av. We just got turtled by a team with no offensive plan in sight. They literally reset the game while we were on Van, and yet had no offense trying to kill the horde boss guy. It was terrible. Eseentially turned it into a pointless endeavor for both teams

[La5eR]

Everybody ques up for fast wins in Av. We just got turtled by a team with no offensive plan in sight. They literally reset the game while we were on Van, and yet had no offense trying to kill the horde boss guy. It was terrible. Eseentially turned it into a pointless endeavor for both teams

Heres the issue you had on your side. You need to start layin down the law to tell your guys to STOP defending IB/FW area Towers and GY's We did our due diligence on letting your side take SH/DB area towers and GY.

Also, you got about 10 of us fairly peeved that you backdoored up that wall to get to VAN.

So, lessons learned: Horde need to stop defence on their towers and gys like we dont put up D on our towers and GY for your side. And dont exploit terrain that in retail was fixed. Easy peasy. 100% focus needs to be put on offensive tower and gy assaults while also letting our own towers and gys fall. No D is the best O in this case.

[WeirdGreenMist]

Everybody ques up for fast wins in Av. We just got turtled by a team with no offensive plan in sight. They literally reset the game while we were on Van, and yet had no offense trying to kill the horde boss guy. It was terrible. Eseentially turned it into a pointless endeavor for both teams

Yes it's a terribly designed battleground to begin with and in it's current bugged incarnation on Nostalrius it's basically an unplayable exercise in futility.

It wouldn't be necessarily so bad if most players of this game weren't ADD addled millenials using energy drinks, junk food and pot to goose their cognition into firing on a level just slightly above a sea sponge while alt-tabbing feverishly between WoW, twitch streams, and anime, rotting out their near-empty headhole with braindead EDM music that lulls them into an autistic weed trance.