King Zylopfa greet you all!
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 3:05 pmGreetings And Salutations,
King Zylopfa The Omnipotent would like to salute you all and make sure you
are upholding the highest standard of ratslaying on this realm, caught somewhere in time.
My trusted Ratslayer Nkechi directed His Highness' attention towards this place
and as this realm operates trapped in time, it is assumed that Zylos Hand is still
located in all its glory, in eastern plaguelands.
Most of you propably do not know His Highness King Zylopfa, but the short story
is that I began WoW in mid to late vanilla, with a passion for slaying the alliance rats,
where ever they might be found.
Kadmus was the first to point out that the alliance rats was grinding gold and items
at a place called Tyrs Hand and that there was kind of a truce there so people could
grind in peace and all could get part of the cake.
This however sounded to King Zylopfa, like there was a problem, the alliance rats
was not entitled to exploit the lands and terrorize the local scarlet crusade populus,
Tyrs Hand was horde territory and the alliance rats should be driven back from these
lands.
From the day that Zylopfa got hint of this area, the friendly grinding truce was abolished,
a new master was to take permanent residence at what was now called Zylos Hand.
The guild Zylos Hand was named after this place and have lived since in WoW,
albeit moving from realm to realm a number of times.
Our rules are the same as they was at the inception in vanilla wow
1) Kill all alliance rats where ever you meet them and at what ever level, even if it means dismounting first
2) If at all possible make sure mobs get the last hit on an alliance rat thus making it get damage to equipment.
3) Refrain from being a carebear (eq. do not fraternize with alliance rats on a friendly basis)
4) If at all possible help your fellow hordelings if they are troubled by alliance rats, unless they are known as carebears themselves.
5) Don't be rude to other hordelings and in particular other members of Zylos Hand.
6) Do not emote the alliance rats, contact with the enemy is made through the sword.
7) Don't use the word "Ding" in guildchat, its called "level up". If you say Ding in guildchat its a warning, next time its a gkick.
8) Leeching in battlegrounds is against the Zylos Hand guild code of conduct, leechers are urged to find another guild where they are allowed to leech. Leeching is defined by being seemingly afk in bg's and not fully participating in the fight. (this rule was not there in vanilla, as you would not be able to join a bg if you leeched, due to the excellent community of likeminded slayers.)
9) Gearscore or derivatives thereof is forbidden in Zylos Hand, no mention of Gearscore or equivalent in gchat. (this was nessesary to add, due to pve mongrels infesting the game with their gear score addons and asking people all the time what their gearscore was. Gearscore had no bearing in pvp as it was an idiotic pve noob invention)
Thanks for your time!
Hail And K!LL
King Zylopfa The Omnipresent
King Zylopfa The Omnipotent would like to salute you all and make sure you
are upholding the highest standard of ratslaying on this realm, caught somewhere in time.
My trusted Ratslayer Nkechi directed His Highness' attention towards this place
and as this realm operates trapped in time, it is assumed that Zylos Hand is still
located in all its glory, in eastern plaguelands.
Most of you propably do not know His Highness King Zylopfa, but the short story
is that I began WoW in mid to late vanilla, with a passion for slaying the alliance rats,
where ever they might be found.
Kadmus was the first to point out that the alliance rats was grinding gold and items
at a place called Tyrs Hand and that there was kind of a truce there so people could
grind in peace and all could get part of the cake.
This however sounded to King Zylopfa, like there was a problem, the alliance rats
was not entitled to exploit the lands and terrorize the local scarlet crusade populus,
Tyrs Hand was horde territory and the alliance rats should be driven back from these
lands.
From the day that Zylopfa got hint of this area, the friendly grinding truce was abolished,
a new master was to take permanent residence at what was now called Zylos Hand.
The guild Zylos Hand was named after this place and have lived since in WoW,
albeit moving from realm to realm a number of times.
Our rules are the same as they was at the inception in vanilla wow
1) Kill all alliance rats where ever you meet them and at what ever level, even if it means dismounting first
2) If at all possible make sure mobs get the last hit on an alliance rat thus making it get damage to equipment.
3) Refrain from being a carebear (eq. do not fraternize with alliance rats on a friendly basis)
4) If at all possible help your fellow hordelings if they are troubled by alliance rats, unless they are known as carebears themselves.
5) Don't be rude to other hordelings and in particular other members of Zylos Hand.
6) Do not emote the alliance rats, contact with the enemy is made through the sword.
7) Don't use the word "Ding" in guildchat, its called "level up". If you say Ding in guildchat its a warning, next time its a gkick.
8) Leeching in battlegrounds is against the Zylos Hand guild code of conduct, leechers are urged to find another guild where they are allowed to leech. Leeching is defined by being seemingly afk in bg's and not fully participating in the fight. (this rule was not there in vanilla, as you would not be able to join a bg if you leeched, due to the excellent community of likeminded slayers.)
9) Gearscore or derivatives thereof is forbidden in Zylos Hand, no mention of Gearscore or equivalent in gchat. (this was nessesary to add, due to pve mongrels infesting the game with their gear score addons and asking people all the time what their gearscore was. Gearscore had no bearing in pvp as it was an idiotic pve noob invention)
Thanks for your time!
Hail And K!LL
King Zylopfa The Omnipresent