Let me explain a little bit about this new philosophy...
Weugh is the philosophy of love within the realms of Azeroth. We are headed by our figurehead, sort of like an Archbishop Benedictus, Shrek.
For he is the ultimate incarnation of all encompassing love.
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The Weugh movement was started when our visionary, Shrek, was hanging about in the Swamp of Sorrows. Though crushing Alliance came all too natural to him, he was swayed by a beautiful Night Elf maiden who pleaded to him for mercy.
It was here that Shrek received a vision... an Azeroth undivided, standing against the foes of Azeroth, the Burning Legion. He decided to spare the Night Elf lass, as he let out a massive yell that reached the heavens themselves!
"WEUGH!" He screamed.
The clouds themselves seemed to move and part at the bellow of the mighty Shrek, now a fully realized Weughite.
He began to teach his best friends the ways of Weugh, the 4 disciples who became the prophets of Weugh.
One of these disciples, Farquaad, was a jealous disciple, and envied Shrek the Weughite for all the love he was burdened with, and set about his demise.
Shrek was ambushed in the night by a bunch of heretics, led by Farquaad. Allowing himself to be struck down, Shrek transcended mortality and ascended into the heavens as an enlightened God.
Farquaad and his lackeys were turned to massive pillars of stone, the Altar of Storms as it is called now is the site where Shrek transcended into godhood.
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Shrek now left the faith of Weugh into the capable hands of his disciples, who log into Orgrimmar every night at about 7pm EST to spread the love of Weugh for about 30 minutes. During this time, the prophet Chris and any other apostles will take your confessions, and give you the blessing of Weugh, in addition to hosting mass before leaving, to tell one of the glorious tales of Weugh and Shrek.
May you ever find peace in the embrace of WEUGH!
Weugh.
