cataclysm trailer reimagined for the closing of Nostalrius

As the terrible war against Fun continues, the proud destroyers at Blizzard work to assure a lasting boredom. But there can be no fun when the world itself is devoured by RAGE. An ancient evil has risen, determined to shake Azeroth to it's foundations. And the playerbase will NEVER be the same.
As the lawyers battle for supremacy, Kalimdor and the Eastern Kingdoms have been... deserted. Ancient lands of fun have been torn asunder, Unleashing widespread boredom. But newfound life has also awakened. New conflicts erupt as Nostalrius players migrate en masse to Kronos. At the heart of Blizzard, Michael Morhaime toils endlessly.
Many players of the first expansions find themselves driven from retail. Seeking sanctuary from the relentless boredom. These scattered refugees find themselves shipwrecked upon the Vanilla servers.
In their hour of greatest need, the Veterans of WoW have found new allies... In the Server Community.
As Destruction engulfs the far corners of Blizzard, The Paywall, the proud defender of Blizzard's integrity.. HAS BEEN SHATTERED.
Yet.. those who were once subscribers.. have become something MORE.
As the Vile General Discussion posters spew their insolence to new extremes, an ancient ally resurfaces to bring the budding Wrathbabies into the Vanilla realms.
As fun teeters on the brink, an immortal struggle for dominance turns to one of mere survival. Azeroth's champions have adapted to new (old) paths of glory. Standing vigilant against those who would devour their hobby. And venturing bolding into the unearthed forgotten bastions of Ironforge and old Orgrimmar.
The world has been broken. A new age has begun.
The Veterans and Wrath Babies can only cling to hope...
Jay Wilson and Celestalon... have returned.
As the lawyers battle for supremacy, Kalimdor and the Eastern Kingdoms have been... deserted. Ancient lands of fun have been torn asunder, Unleashing widespread boredom. But newfound life has also awakened. New conflicts erupt as Nostalrius players migrate en masse to Kronos. At the heart of Blizzard, Michael Morhaime toils endlessly.
Many players of the first expansions find themselves driven from retail. Seeking sanctuary from the relentless boredom. These scattered refugees find themselves shipwrecked upon the Vanilla servers.
In their hour of greatest need, the Veterans of WoW have found new allies... In the Server Community.
As Destruction engulfs the far corners of Blizzard, The Paywall, the proud defender of Blizzard's integrity.. HAS BEEN SHATTERED.
Yet.. those who were once subscribers.. have become something MORE.
As the Vile General Discussion posters spew their insolence to new extremes, an ancient ally resurfaces to bring the budding Wrathbabies into the Vanilla realms.
As fun teeters on the brink, an immortal struggle for dominance turns to one of mere survival. Azeroth's champions have adapted to new (old) paths of glory. Standing vigilant against those who would devour their hobby. And venturing bolding into the unearthed forgotten bastions of Ironforge and old Orgrimmar.
The world has been broken. A new age has begun.
The Veterans and Wrath Babies can only cling to hope...
Jay Wilson and Celestalon... have returned.